Florida Man Grows Wings

A man in florida sprouted wings and flew away with a hot dog cart while waiting in line for a hot dog at the local hot dog cart. Eye witnesses say the man was very anxious to get his hot dog and was not being very patient. So the man was overheard yelling that he was sick of waiting for the hot dog and suddenly he grew wings. The wings shot out of his back and looked like those of an eagle. The man then flew up and grabbed the entire hot dog cart and started his journey towards the sun with his hot dogs. The man has not been seen since the incident but he has sparked an interest in flying with the locals. Many people have been seen trying to sprout their own wings and fly away also but none have been successful yet. When asked about the incident the hot dog cart owner said, “If it's not pigeons stealing my hot dogs its flying men, man do I really need a new job”.

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Jack Lamborn