Foreign man assaults local man after the death of his pet
Local man, Mathew Vaughn, was assaulted today by Aarav Chakrabarti, who claimed he did it because he killed his pet Mongoose. In an...
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Forget aluminum foil and tin foil, osmium foil is here!
The latest news rocking the science world, after researchers were able to get their hands-on large quantities of osmium, the densest...
Local Spider dies in horrible house fire
A local spider was brutally murdered in her own house when her human roommate discovered her relaxing on a corner of the house. Local...
Uploads his hair to cloud storage to recover it when he goes bald
"My grandfather was bald and my father is bald and most likely I am going to be bald, so I have to take action." Justin Tupelo justifies...
Rafael Nadal wins his nineteenth Grand Slam (and you don't)
The tennis player Rafael Nadal conquered his fourth US Open and nineteenth Grand Slam title after winning 7-5, 6-3, 5-7, 4-6 and 6-4, in...
Spain, World Champion (but in Basketball)
The Spanish national team won the second world gold in its history this September, but unfortunately playing basketball. They reached in...
Expert Dentists remind patients it is not healthy to eat chicken while brushing their teeth
"Dental health ends up ressenting if you hold up the toothbrush with one hand and a chicken nugget with the other", expert says. This...
Idaho Farmer Claims Potatoes will Give you Superpowers
A farmer in Boise, Idaho has claimed that the potatoes grown on his farm can you give you superpowers in an effort to sell more. Leland...
Florida Man Grows Wings
A man in florida sprouted wings and flew away with a hot dog cart while waiting in line for a hot dog at the local hot dog cart. Eye...
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